Card creation

Any two cards can be used as the basis for crafting a new one. In the process, both cards are sacrificed to create a single new card. The new card must meet the following requirements:

Exactly one action (verb)
At least one object (noun)
Any number of optional modifiers (adjectives or nouns)
Filler words (articles, prepositions, conjunctions) will be safely ignored
No invalid words or proper nouns.